you mean i was at the winter classic?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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