Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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