question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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