Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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