Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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