I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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