.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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