We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You made out with two different species that night
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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