We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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