Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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