Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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