I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
