i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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