I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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