I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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