im drinking this country out of the recession.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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