I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
