Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I understand Curling. That high.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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