it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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