yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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