and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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