I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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