you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
nutella sex= disaster
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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