I wanna bring you to show and tell
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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