everyone is single if you try hard enough
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I wish you could order shots online.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Randomize
