I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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