Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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