Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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