so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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