we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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