who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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