WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
