He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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