so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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