i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So. Much. Porn.
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