I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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