i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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