Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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