How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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