And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize
