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dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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