Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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