I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
sex in a hospital.. check
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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