Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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