I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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