Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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