come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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