Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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