doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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