i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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