we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
