Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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