So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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