fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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