The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
